credit report lyrics
credit report lyrics
Free Credit Report? Lyrics Please!!!?
okay so im looking for the lyrics to ALL 3 free credit report song commercial things and i can only find f-r-e-e that spells free. so can someone give me the lyrics to ALL 3 commercials please u wuld b like my HERO and LUV if u gave me the lyrics to ALL 3
PIRATE COMMERCIAL
Well they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
So why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
Its all because some hacker stole my identity
Now I’m in every evening serving chowder and ice tea
Shoulda gone to free credit report dot com
I coulda seen seen this comin’ at me like an atom bomb
They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t shirts
CAR COMMERCIAL
while i was shoppin for a new car which one’s me?
a cool convertible or an SUV?
too bad i didn’t know my credit was wack
cuz now im drivin off a lot in a used sub compact
F-R-E-E that spells free
credit report dot com ba-by
saw their ads on my tv
thought about going but was too lazy
and instead of lookin fly n rollin phat
my legs r stickin to the vinyl and my posses gettin laughed at
F-R-E-E that spells free
credit report dot com ba-by
DREAM GIRL COMMERCIAL
well i married my dream girl,
i married my dream girl
but she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
so now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
we’re living in the basement at her
mom and dad’s
no we can’t get a loan for a respectable
home just because my girl defaulted
on some old credit card
if we’d gone to free credit report dot com
i’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
