free credit report commercials lyrics
free credit report commercials lyrics
What are they lyrics to all the free credit report.com commercials?
To every Commercial.. there my favorite and they ROCK… well actually THE FREE CREDIT GUY ROX…
- Arisu
Pirate Restaurant
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They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant.
It’s all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should have gone to freecreditreport.com (yeehaa!)
I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.
New Car
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Well I was shopping for a new car
Which one’s me
A cool convertible or an SUV
Too bad I didn’t know my credit was
whack cause now I’m driving off the lot in a used subcompact
F-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby
Saw their ads on my tv
Thought about going but was too lazy
Now instead of looking fly and rolling
phat my legs are sticking to the vinyl
and my posse’s getting laughed at
f-r-e-e that spells free
credit report dot com baby
Dream Girl
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Well I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
So now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
we’re living in the basement at her mom and dads
Though we cant get a loan for a respectable home
Just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
If we’d gone to freecreditreport.com
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
Rockstar
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When you’re a rockstar
You get to party hard
Champagne and caviar
Tricked out exotic cars
It just how I’d thought it be
Except the party’s not for me
Cause some punk opened a credit card with my ID (FREE WHAT)
Freecreditreport.com
That’s the site I’m gonna hit when I go home
They know how credit works
They send email alerts
Now I’m finding out how bad reality hurts
Gas Prices
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Check it out gas prices blowing up sky high
Ditched my used subcompact for a 2-wheel ride
Now I’m rolling ecofriendly but I still look bad
When the bike store saw my credit they said this was all they had
Singing F to the R to the E to the E
To the C to the R to the E-D-I-T
Re to the Port to the dot to the com
Cmon everybody grab your bike and sing along It’s easy
To the C to the R to the E-D-I-T (into fade)
