pirate free credit report lyrics
pirate free credit report lyrics
Did anyone see that catchy commercial about free credit report .com? If so, attach the lyrics. (He is a pirate
Here’s the lyrics
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants
so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant.
It’s all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea.
Should have gone to freecreditreport.com (yeehaa!)
I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb.
They monitor your credit and send you email alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.






